Through The Television Screen. I want to leave you with this final cheery message. If our cultural heritage can't stand up to a menace or two, then it's not worth worrying over. In any case it has its professional guardians - vested interests with axes to grind, comrades of the aerial - and isn't it a relief just to be an ordinary, gimmick-gobbling sucker? It's great, it's trite, it's a scream.